He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
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