Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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