I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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