I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
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