i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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