used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
God, I missed his penis.
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