what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
Randomize
