I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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