Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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