are you still at the devil's house?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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