he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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