my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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