we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
What a dumb baby whore.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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