Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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