my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
i out mim tonsoeep
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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