We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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