some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
