Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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