everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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