Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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