Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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