I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
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