..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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