I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
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