The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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