I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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