she was so not down for the gang bang
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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