Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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