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(314): View more from Missouri

I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...

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(205): View more from Alabama

That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".

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(859): View more from Kentucky

you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.

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(+31): View more from The Netherlands

The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'

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(706): View more from Georgia

Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.

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(817): View more from Texas

I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....

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(615): View more from Tennessee

You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes

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(309): View more from Illinois

Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.

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