turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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