and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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