Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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