Where are you?
In a non slutty way
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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