Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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