The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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