I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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