I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
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