Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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