Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
I love you.
Bad choice
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