He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
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