Do you still have your period?
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Randomize