this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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