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go home
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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