That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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