so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
then he tried to convert me to islam
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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