But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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