no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
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