last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
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