I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
I need a burrito and a hug.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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