Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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