She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Crop dusting thru forever 21
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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