Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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