can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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