You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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