I hate your face
You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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